Lofette

skullwings:

i’m really territorial so if we are dating and you flirt with other girls you will probably find them dead in the dumpster the next morning 

thebeautyofmoonlight:

thefunnygentleman:

Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you

also just so we’re clear if you say “shut up” and i say “make me” that is most definitely an invitation to make out with me

i-am-superjohnlocked:

mrsmarymorstan:

pudus:

was it really necessary for me to be born

Possibly not, however Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t really necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!

that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day

applespirate:

commanderabutt:

“When I say I hate straight people/men/etc I mean I hate the system.”

Then fucking say it, you lazy shits. Or is stating your opinion correctly a privilege now?

powerburial:

there’s more than one way to skin a potato

fartgallery:

my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they’re like “how much?” and im like “3.75”. I am a milkshake vendor

danfanfics:

dantard:

kansass:

why cant i touch ppl through the internet

I feel you

did you just

malaptica:

punmonster:

i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom

the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen

#sometimes they float across my dash like a creature from the depths of hell tho

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

dekutree:

When you realize Kanye West backward is East Kenya…where he was born…mind blown?

sayokouehara:

one time in elementary school i got detention and once i got out i called my mom to pick me up and i waited for like 30 minutes before a lady came and she was so happy but then she said “thats not my son!” and i realized i called the wrong number and called a woman whos child is missing

parasoul:

college; the musical 

featuring such hits as:

• the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250 
• why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment 
• final exams more like no 
• how did my gpa get so low 
• this ta really needs to stop 
• i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow 
• how did my gpa get so high (reprise) 

5pock:

ah, summer. time for a new me. a new haircut. a new style of clothing. a new perfume. maybe burn all of my identification and flee the country

enjoli:

Why do people do such hateful and nasty things for attention when they could just wear outlandish hats?

penguinsledding:

tonystarksnipples:

allonsyimpala:

fandomarmite:

gimblewabe:

sheisfartoofondofbooks:

I didn’t choose the fandom life.

The fandom life broke into my house in the middle of the night and said “Dad’s on a hunting trip, and hasn’t been home in a few days.”

I didn’t choose the fandom life

the fandom life grabbed my hand and whispered, “Run.”

I didn’t choose the fandom life

The fandom life borrowed my phone and asked me “afghanistan or iraq?”

I didn’t choose the fandom life

The fandom life asked me if I wanted to share in an adventure 

I didn’t choose the fandom life

the fandom life showed up and said it’d like to talk to me about the avengers initiative

I didn’t choose the fandom life

The fandom life fell out of an iceberg and took me penguin sledding.

nevvzealand:

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

burning-arrow:

I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

dallyingminstrel:

maltair:

i think that teenagers being aware of social issues like trans* people and slut shaming and rape culture and misogyny and racism because of a dumb blogging website called tumblr shows that if the medias and politicians explained and showed those things, people would actually start to understand them and stop being close minded assholes

This is a grade A post.

limpdickmirrorpic:

gaywhitesweater2:

gaywhitesweater:

do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”

i’m still crying

little-weed:

is it acceptable to lay on my floor until i feel better about myself

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

takeawaygirl:

thegengars:

takeawaygirl:

b-njamin:

takeawaygirl:

what you said was “you’re sexist against men” but what I heard was “I have no idea how oppression works please piss on me”

I guess you don’t know how oppression works either, considering it’s different than sexism.

have you ever considered literally killing yourself

Ok two things

You can be sexist towards men. They may not be oppressed, or experience oppression for being a man, but you can still be a real fucking shitbag of a human being towards them based on their gender. Privilege does not negate that. Sexism and oppression are not the same thing.

Secondly, telling people to kill themselves? Shit stain of the earth level behaviour right there. Just because someone disagreed with you doesn’t warrant that kind of behaviour.

do you want to cry about it babydick

#white feminism

sassygif.mp4

ioweyouaphoneboxandaassbutt:

Telling someone about my fandom.

angieharmons:

why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and cry over a tv show

laugh-addict:

 

“weren’t you wearing that shirt yesterday?”

belarushi:

you can be on tumblr and be straight

you can be on tumblr and be straight

you can be on tumblr and be straight

wolfburied:

I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition

the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes

fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”

sodamnrelatable:

trying to remember my old passwords more like

naughtyrobotics:

i h8 it when folks call me cute because i never know if its cute like baby bird or cute like u wanna frickle frackle 

mokou:

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

scenephase:

eat-my-bloody-crumpet:

scenephase:

petition for teenage girls to stop marrying each other on facebook

Unless they are actually in love with each other and are actually getting married -.-

ok public apology to all of those 13 year old girls getting legally married to each other