Lofette
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ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
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hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
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IMPORTANT
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.
SIGNAL BOOST
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Do not pity the dead. Pity the living. And above all, pity those who live without love. - SuperWhoLock take on a Harry Potter quote
um excuse me but WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
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things that say a lot about a person
- their favourite character
- the lyrics they write on their hands
- the colours they wear
- which murder weapon they prefer
- how they make their tea
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That awkward moment when someone can’t pronounce your name
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So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
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when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work
but it’s not
And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
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Daenerys walks into every city, says “this is now mine” and if you refuse to give her what she wants she kills you with her dragons. A really suitable queen for the seven kingdoms.
Uh Daenarys walks into every pro slavery city and says “now this shit has to stop” and if you refuse to free your people she kills you with her dragons, because you’re a fucking slaver and this is all you deserve. A really suitable queen for the seven kingdoms.
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